give me $MONEY$

So once appon a time i was fucking drunk as nukka and they get drunk off of discount liquopr since they are p0oory as heelllll and dark skinned unlinke the dark race that inhabits tis planet. So if you died in an acciedent i would applaud you for your efforts and you would yell as loud as you can "I ATE SHIT OF PANTIES AND THAYTIS WHAT KILLED ME FOR A LIVING" so that s whoile nother story but thats besdies the point since that is my favorite saying, since you didnt know my favorite girl is named after another girl HORACE but since thats my name i love me so i hope youi like eating shit since its your lifetime and not mine. DIE AND DIE AGAIN SINCE YOU ALL DESERTVE IT

So thats the true story of me and one hu morously ugly matt vctor. No one knows why he hasn't been shot yet but thats besidwes the points. VIctor himself deservedsto shot down by a helicopter ron over bby a stampede of buggalo and cokked ot full perfection guranteed by KFC. BUT THTS BESIDES THE POINT.; maybe I, the authorloves someone too, but hecannot tell you because he is afraid that she doesnt love him too. But if you ask me I will fgkady twll tou until i have nothing left but thats not all I LOVE cookies

Igf i was any gayer i would be NANA and that my friends is the truth to beiung gay , but thats besides the point, THat seems to be maybe but thats besides the point and you just mifght let it go.