Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Adapting can be dazzlingly funny
THe only saving grace i have in the world right now is the fact that everything is differnt now adays. I home from school for the dog days of summmer in the merry mnerry munth of MAY. so i put my application in at foot locker at the mall in my hometown OFWHERE????? DEVNER, HELL YEAH BEEOTCH. so my former girlfriend called me from beyond the grave, SHELIA if you can so innapropriately recall died by drinking too hot of tEA or SOmeething oF THAT sortT. which reminds me i have to go to the marekey and pick up tyhe new magazine that is entitled OWLS R US BEEOTHC, its my favorite and this week is all about the spootetd snow owl and if i was gilr and i was an owl i would totally want to make out with a spootted snow owl./ LATA
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
LEARN. CONNECT. IMPRESS
Finding your niche is not something im perticularly proud of. All it takes is one joker in the whole bundle of apples and then what you got? "I dont;; like the sound of them apples Will?" its hunting season. Applesauce bitch,
So since the U of D-ver let out a bit of days ago what do i have to show for it. A diploma that says hey your 19 only finished your first year and have to come back. WEll im transfering you mongoloid knuckle draggers. Not to change to the subject or anything but i was having a birthday party for my unborn son just to make sure i could do everything perfectly when the poroudest day in a father;s life finally arrives. But his unborn friends where playing in the ball pit the unborn bastard friend of his came over and vomiitted all over the cake. Nazis are like that kid, the kid that ruins the birthday party is a nazi.
But if any of that mattered i would have shot him in the back of the head long, a little something i call a boring abortion. I can't takle it anymizore. PEACE IM OUTTA HERE.
So since the U of D-ver let out a bit of days ago what do i have to show for it. A diploma that says hey your 19 only finished your first year and have to come back. WEll im transfering you mongoloid knuckle draggers. Not to change to the subject or anything but i was having a birthday party for my unborn son just to make sure i could do everything perfectly when the poroudest day in a father;s life finally arrives. But his unborn friends where playing in the ball pit the unborn bastard friend of his came over and vomiitted all over the cake. Nazis are like that kid, the kid that ruins the birthday party is a nazi.
But if any of that mattered i would have shot him in the back of the head long, a little something i call a boring abortion. I can't takle it anymizore. PEACE IM OUTTA HERE.
Monday, May 10, 2004
Wanderin down this road that we call life.........................
Is it from people here or are we just entiorley SHIT OUTTA LUCK? i aint got no choice but my own to make so here goes nothing and everything at the smae time. Butas i was thinking and OH SO appropriately submitted to you in every way shape and/or form I HAVE MALE AND FEMALAE GENITALIA. no just kidding i just wanted everyone to now that including the Euthanasia, or children in CHina but who am i to beg and differ with the laws of semantics, despite my minimally if anyhting even counts at all to anyone including myself who can or cannot count i know nothing of the American Industrial society who can you even bring me down.
Certianly most likeyl not at all but who desides probably not me. WHAT NOT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK head with a fuckstache cant bring down my PIZARTY boomdiddle. even though the fact that they did escort my family safely out of the building that wasnt there by the time we got there and arrested their parenst and unborn probably aborted children which makes no sense to me so if anyone in the world can make any sort of absolutely logical snese to me itd BE GREATLY MINE.
Just remember How many Ecuadorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u guys dont have electricity!:-P
Certianly most likeyl not at all but who desides probably not me. WHAT NOT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK head with a fuckstache cant bring down my PIZARTY boomdiddle. even though the fact that they did escort my family safely out of the building that wasnt there by the time we got there and arrested their parenst and unborn probably aborted children which makes no sense to me so if anyone in the world can make any sort of absolutely logical snese to me itd BE GREATLY MINE.
Just remember How many Ecuadorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u guys dont have electricity!:-P
Wanderin down this road that we call life.........................
Is it from people here or are we just entiorley SHIT OUTTA LUCK? i aint got no choice but my own to make so here goes nothing and everything at the smae time. Butas i was thinking and OH SO appropriately submitted to you in every way shape and/or form I HAVE MALE AND FEMALAE GENITALIA. no just kidding i just wanted everyone to now that including the Euthanasia, or children in CHina but who am i to beg and differ with the laws of semantics, despite my minimally if anyhting even counts at all to anyone including myself who can or cannot count i know nothing of the American Industrial society who can you even bring me down.
Certianly most likeyl not at all but who desides probably not me. WHAT NOT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK head with a fuckstache cant bring down my PIZARTY boomdiddle. even though the fact that they did escort my family safely out of the building that wasnt there by the time we got there and arrested their parenst and unborn probably aborted children which makes no sense to me so if anyone in the world can make any sort of absolutely logical snese to me itd BE GREATLY MINE.
Just remember How many Ecuadorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u guys dont have electricity!:-P
Certianly most likeyl not at all but who desides probably not me. WHAT NOT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK head with a fuckstache cant bring down my PIZARTY boomdiddle. even though the fact that they did escort my family safely out of the building that wasnt there by the time we got there and arrested their parenst and unborn probably aborted children which makes no sense to me so if anyone in the world can make any sort of absolutely logical snese to me itd BE GREATLY MINE.
Just remember How many Ecuadorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u guys dont have electricity!:-P
