give me $MONEY$

so one day i saw my mom then i thrown my hand upon an ail and it started to bleed but other than that i have been bloodless. So one day i saw a girll and that girl made my heart fultter blike a butterbly but those are ugly anyways so i saw one and saud what aer you gdoing here and i punched iti n the mouth and said kiss my ass you ugly half uinsenct. But that is besides the point as i am looking for some ass, im about to fuck your pig how about that? but thats all so one day the girl is gfoing to be a boyh and the boy a girl and then maybe ther will relaize that they are in love but if thats what it takes then i must be true romancitc as iu have nothing kleft ti say except that i go through one jhar of peanut buytter every hree dayst and lieket to make jokes about cokkies exceot wghen u say that i love htem