give me $MONEY$

If only i had nickel for every once someone said that too, why i would not have very much money at all. But I can't expect the world just to be walkin around at my every single question for heeeeeelp. But if that were the case i would no longer have this large yet unsignificant disease known as Math class. Its sad that ever since december of last year i have been a poor singing orphan named Stupmy. I was in a hole in the wall town in what is know known as Utah signing autographs for quadrupligiks when i thought wouldnt it be stupendous for my parents to die in an elevator fire. then sure shootin the next year on that very same day some jiggaboos came along and set the elevator on fire in the only two strory Mcdonalds in all of Colorado. damn shame all those blind babies had to die along with them but if theres one thing i've learneed all along about life it sure as shit aint the ten commadnemnts but it is "do that shit up nasty"

so my sister says to me, know what she says, she says ":hey how about a dirty tampoon?" now i just could have chalked that up to mistrust but then i thought to myself isnt that a boat and if that is true i am quite a sailor and you know what they say about that dont you? I mean you can acall it anyhting you want but facts remain the samne, clear and simple i never got to be your fred astaire. BUt as i recently decided after talking to my good friend cupcake or pancake tits depending on your generational affiliation the story of life "EVERYONE SLOWS DOWN AND WONDERS BUT NOBODY EVERY STOPS" and while that may be the name of a Michael bolton movie im still looking into that with my swarm of lawyers which also happen to be squirrels. fucking squirrel lawyers. either way i hear some fruit roll ups calling my name in the other room.