give me $MONEY$

no diespect to your bitch but tina fey is one sexy mother fucker i dont kiss guys but apparently judah friedlander is do you remember that one time back in olde city coloroado in a city that is now salty lake city and me sea farring buddies from the kitchen named jonny jones stole and plundered women over a wee century ago but alas i could type for hourse and i most certainly dont want to read it later so if i dont stop now i will hate my furute self more than io all ready do but shout out to all my buddies in this post apocolyptic denver that still check my peeps for updaytes see you around town when ytou bring it back

little turrlew candle wax hositlity what is coaches real name different rooms i always liked turtles eltrut is turle spelled baclwards except i cannot speel by any means but everythiung i stronger than ever so i cant do this

SO once i went into the woods and came out a man, vuyt i also lost my shoes so how good of a day oculd you call that anyway? i mean a shoeless man what do you call that? SHOELESS JOE JACKSON HAHHAHAHAHHA, i'm kidding, but armadillos makes the world whole if only for a minute and at least we got that going for us, which ids good. Either way i'm doomed for something other tha life itself so with that said, the sky is falling and its far too shallow, even for a good looking chap such as myself, PZ LATES BRAH

So whenver the circus comes to town it reminds me of a true story of when i went to the circus with me madre, and she bought me cotton candy, a favorite of mine at the time, HOLLA. so then i saw a guy ride a motorcycle across a tight rope. But the moral of the story is a suprise robot came to my school that day and i missed it, so i was shit out of luck and was barely 7..

yer like a little shit? that i am. FUck musessoiahthey are the gatst ass buchesa of pussy lips are pink . I wll be seeing you later, Happy NEw Year i ncase i missed it, i will have sex with dozens oif you, thease aree your good years. And i am of good years and i know who i love and whop will be rec ieveing gifts this year. waiuting up especially, demons are a ghouls best freiends, a little hallowwenier humor thgere,. if you dont get it you can go to gel, hell nor hair gel, peace easy, Hapy New YEar babyh sooon engouh,

This are the best yeatrs of my life, but don't take my advice. if you cannot trust a cuban drug lord who can you trust, those were my thoughts headed into the bniggest poker game of my life but then out of a nowhere a ghost of my former past appeared and he said to me, you know what he said to me "merry christmas, i could care less" thats a shout out but i bet none of you are smart enough to know about it. Whatever fuck off. but the snow is comng down and i am still lonely as an aardvark in akward silence, Tell me about it. and it goes a little something like this "dedicate your last breathe to me" see isnt that cool I am an emo singer. fuck off then toolsheds and i'll catch you all on the flip side of the coin (tails in this case )\

Hey guess what? as the title implies FUCK You, you can all kiss myass and kiss myass again because guess what i just don't give a fuck. but oince upone a time i lost a child at disneyt worlkd. DAmn It. THat was me and my parents losing me at disney world and i was rela pissed off. Fucking Shit, Fuyck yiuy, I am all sorts of pisssed off about hat still. 14 years later and i can;t let a grudge go,. DAMN It, let me know about he futuere M HUNTER GRPSS. Let Me Know DAMN IT. DFUcl you/ LATA

hgurrying forl unch and by lucnh i mean vin diesel and by vin diesle i mean good food jnot muscle men. Than do not make like no sense but i can dig with that shit. \ I did drinking tonite and beer is appaeredntly bad for your health i dO nOT do ity anymore so GOOFD LUCK to everyone in your entire life. PEACE EASY

so one day i saw my mom then i thrown my hand upon an ail and it started to bleed but other than that i have been bloodless. So one day i saw a girll and that girl made my heart fultter blike a butterbly but those are ugly anyways so i saw one and saud what aer you gdoing here and i punched iti n the mouth and said kiss my ass you ugly half uinsenct. But that is besides the point as i am looking for some ass, im about to fuck your pig how about that? but thats all so one day the girl is gfoing to be a boyh and the boy a girl and then maybe ther will relaize that they are in love but if thats what it takes then i must be true romancitc as iu have nothing kleft ti say except that i go through one jhar of peanut buytter every hree dayst and lieket to make jokes about cokkies exceot wghen u say that i love htem

So once appon a time i was fucking drunk as nukka and they get drunk off of discount liquopr since they are p0oory as heelllll and dark skinned unlinke the dark race that inhabits tis planet. So if you died in an acciedent i would applaud you for your efforts and you would yell as loud as you can "I ATE SHIT OF PANTIES AND THAYTIS WHAT KILLED ME FOR A LIVING" so that s whoile nother story but thats besdies the point since that is my favorite saying, since you didnt know my favorite girl is named after another girl HORACE but since thats my name i love me so i hope youi like eating shit since its your lifetime and not mine. DIE AND DIE AGAIN SINCE YOU ALL DESERTVE IT

So thats the true story of me and one hu morously ugly matt vctor. No one knows why he hasn't been shot yet but thats besidwes the points. VIctor himself deservedsto shot down by a helicopter ron over bby a stampede of buggalo and cokked ot full perfection guranteed by KFC. BUT THTS BESIDES THE POINT.; maybe I, the authorloves someone too, but hecannot tell you because he is afraid that she doesnt love him too. But if you ask me I will fgkady twll tou until i have nothing left but thats not all I LOVE cookies

Igf i was any gayer i would be NANA and that my friends is the truth to beiung gay , but thats besides the point, THat seems to be maybe but thats besides the point and you just mifght let it go.

And so it goes as \SIr william Hoel or billy joel to those who speak English5.5 eqauls 25 if its multiplication. but thats a sad note that i have to live on as even though my dear SHelia had been dead for quire some time,. SOMething like the length of two years. i JUST broke up with on wednesday of last week. TWICE that is bnut that sucks butter nuts.

give me $MONEY$

So as recently as five seconds ago i got married to some ugly fat bitch named Hazel. Her name stems form the likkely hood of dying at young age such as hazel desiase (thats disease) for those who dont know better. BUt alals i am used to girls dying for many have dide in my arms tonite, Much like the CUTTOING CREW had predicted but they can all die in some sort of fire, preferiably eleva tor. But thats w a whoole enitre story, maybe i neeed to marry a HERSHEY kiss since they are always in the mood to KISS or so to speak but thats all ioreeleavant theyu should be voted off of survivor as soon as possible and eat hot lave until their intestines melt because anyone without preapproval deserves to die some sort of slow and painfujl death filled with sorts of heartbreeak and fatigue. BURN IN HELL AND JUIMP OFF CLIFFES OFTEN SO YOU ALL DIE BEFORE I DO> peace be the journey

So i was wandering this luife called boulevard avenue and I found my good old chum McCarty Donald Fisher-Price. She's mostly plastic and fouind his riches in Lucy's crapper but thats why he owns a mansion so after that he built a new guest room for any guersts that may arrive in this Pouison concert we call life but i taped the milkman drinking milk from the milkman's wife tits (x2) thats double the milk for double the trouble. He then died twice in a year and he has no longer made any friends that deliver things door to door dairy inclkuded. SUpid VIctor he died in a stampede so i sold his body to medical science and all the money i recieved was traded in for Kit Kats and BUncha Crunch. I must say i immediately regret the decision but thats only because i have since retired from this bon jovi of a reputation. but stop it, look here and pay your respects or nothing will be interesting ever again.

SO this night bakc oin campus is ONE OF The first of its such that I have vbeen a party OF. NO party buti nstead of DELETING i am happy with what i have compiled thus farREADY CHECK THIS OUT - () )\ (thats an R) /-\ = but my boy ROdney Hollenbakc drank to much PUImp juice or the cub of bankers as i prefer to call it remainbs MY FAV to this day so step back if you disagree since you aint nothing but a G thing BaBy. that whole cpatialize thing can eat my shit one day at a time until i am shitblocked from ever returhgin to any other coninetent again. but asid from the whole shit eating aspect i suppose we should make do with what we ogot and buy the girl of my dreams a mink coat. NOt Shelia since she at too many hoagies and got food poisoning and died tragically but i could care less since she was sporint some major LBs last time i looked so aside from that if you aske me nicely i will tell you the girl that I loves name and then i might stab you in the left tit with an ice pick but thats validated for anytoehr column so eat shiot and die loyal lovers meeet mee in hell and from now on never forget what i tought you in our breif moments together> Peace easy mother trucker and KEEP IT BLACK. LAAAAAAAAAAAATEs

If only i had nickel for every once someone said that too, why i would not have very much money at all. But I can't expect the world just to be walkin around at my every single question for heeeeeelp. But if that were the case i would no longer have this large yet unsignificant disease known as Math class. Its sad that ever since december of last year i have been a poor singing orphan named Stupmy. I was in a hole in the wall town in what is know known as Utah signing autographs for quadrupligiks when i thought wouldnt it be stupendous for my parents to die in an elevator fire. then sure shootin the next year on that very same day some jiggaboos came along and set the elevator on fire in the only two strory Mcdonalds in all of Colorado. damn shame all those blind babies had to die along with them but if theres one thing i've learneed all along about life it sure as shit aint the ten commadnemnts but it is "do that shit up nasty"

so my sister says to me, know what she says, she says ":hey how about a dirty tampoon?" now i just could have chalked that up to mistrust but then i thought to myself isnt that a boat and if that is true i am quite a sailor and you know what they say about that dont you? I mean you can acall it anyhting you want but facts remain the samne, clear and simple i never got to be your fred astaire. BUt as i recently decided after talking to my good friend cupcake or pancake tits depending on your generational affiliation the story of life "EVERYONE SLOWS DOWN AND WONDERS BUT NOBODY EVERY STOPS" and while that may be the name of a Michael bolton movie im still looking into that with my swarm of lawyers which also happen to be squirrels. fucking squirrel lawyers. either way i hear some fruit roll ups calling my name in the other room.

whether or NOT prayer has any effect if any on the recovery of one such partient whether it be cancer, leprechaun bite, or raging African MALRAi i can or can not for that matter tell whterh or not my reeligous beliefes could be partial any such an instance. If there were i certainly would not nEED to be part of this that is most certiabnly for sure.
So i haven't written since good 'ol D fired up its education burners and set them on ass BURN but i dont have time for cooking references no matter what time of day. But as ASS classes continiue so does the work that goes along with it. But sicne i met this rather gay fellow named August Huntingtdon the Three i have lots less respect for gay poepe. Not taht i hate their evil CULT of homosexuality just like i dont care you are gay cool now don't flaunt ass hole go get marrried in gay new engalnd or whathave you. but thats besides the point I love the cold weasels and sea food they have to offer. BUt thats besides me, I'm taking the new loves of my life (easy mac and homeless people named Mel) to Ireland for the weekend,

THe only saving grace i have in the world right now is the fact that everything is differnt now adays. I home from school for the dog days of summmer in the merry mnerry munth of MAY. so i put my application in at foot locker at the mall in my hometown OFWHERE????? DEVNER, HELL YEAH BEEOTCH. so my former girlfriend called me from beyond the grave, SHELIA if you can so innapropriately recall died by drinking too hot of tEA or SOmeething oF THAT sortT. which reminds me i have to go to the marekey and pick up tyhe new magazine that is entitled OWLS R US BEEOTHC, its my favorite and this week is all about the spootetd snow owl and if i was gilr and i was an owl i would totally want to make out with a spootted snow owl./ LATA

Finding your niche is not something im perticularly proud of. All it takes is one joker in the whole bundle of apples and then what you got? "I dont;; like the sound of them apples Will?" its hunting season. Applesauce bitch,
So since the U of D-ver let out a bit of days ago what do i have to show for it. A diploma that says hey your 19 only finished your first year and have to come back. WEll im transfering you mongoloid knuckle draggers. Not to change to the subject or anything but i was having a birthday party for my unborn son just to make sure i could do everything perfectly when the poroudest day in a father;s life finally arrives. But his unborn friends where playing in the ball pit the unborn bastard friend of his came over and vomiitted all over the cake. Nazis are like that kid, the kid that ruins the birthday party is a nazi.
But if any of that mattered i would have shot him in the back of the head long, a little something i call a boring abortion. I can't takle it anymizore. PEACE IM OUTTA HERE.

Is it from people here or are we just entiorley SHIT OUTTA LUCK? i aint got no choice but my own to make so here goes nothing and everything at the smae time. Butas i was thinking and OH SO appropriately submitted to you in every way shape and/or form I HAVE MALE AND FEMALAE GENITALIA. no just kidding i just wanted everyone to now that including the Euthanasia, or children in CHina but who am i to beg and differ with the laws of semantics, despite my minimally if anyhting even counts at all to anyone including myself who can or cannot count i know nothing of the American Industrial society who can you even bring me down.

Certianly most likeyl not at all but who desides probably not me. WHAT NOT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK head with a fuckstache cant bring down my PIZARTY boomdiddle. even though the fact that they did escort my family safely out of the building that wasnt there by the time we got there and arrested their parenst and unborn probably aborted children which makes no sense to me so if anyone in the world can make any sort of absolutely logical snese to me itd BE GREATLY MINE.

Just remember How many Ecuadorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u guys dont have electricity!:-P

Is it from people here or are we just entiorley SHIT OUTTA LUCK? i aint got no choice but my own to make so here goes nothing and everything at the smae time. Butas i was thinking and OH SO appropriately submitted to you in every way shape and/or form I HAVE MALE AND FEMALAE GENITALIA. no just kidding i just wanted everyone to now that including the Euthanasia, or children in CHina but who am i to beg and differ with the laws of semantics, despite my minimally if anyhting even counts at all to anyone including myself who can or cannot count i know nothing of the American Industrial society who can you even bring me down.

Certianly most likeyl not at all but who desides probably not me. WHAT NOT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK head with a fuckstache cant bring down my PIZARTY boomdiddle. even though the fact that they did escort my family safely out of the building that wasnt there by the time we got there and arrested their parenst and unborn probably aborted children which makes no sense to me so if anyone in the world can make any sort of absolutely logical snese to me itd BE GREATLY MINE.

Just remember How many Ecuadorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u guys dont have electricity!:-P

if they were any more full of shit they wouldnt even eyes in the back of their heads as once again I, your personal harvester of pain and sorrow, has come across as the A number 1 champoio of all time at everythign. No i AM Kiddding i MAde most of that up but cCAN we just keeep that betweeeen the all of us that reads this which is actualy noone except for my three favorite ladies Barbara Bush, My Mom, and the Statue of LIberty. BUT THats besides the point as i get into the groove of things my old BOY TOY OF SUMMER started calloing me again and is ruining my life so in response which i find to perfectly OK i shot him. BUT GUESS what PRincess DI didnt have dandruff. KNOW HOW THEY KNOW? they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment. BIGGITY BAMO suck on that chicken slut, if i was any more out id be arrested for wavin my penis at traffic

The region of South Africa that the Himba cultural group resides, in the Namibian region, has had their government completely changed since the Independence of Namibia in 1990. It was not until that point that their region had become a republic and free from other countries oppression. Founded by a German merchant-explorer Adolf Luederitz. The task then arose to turn the recently purchased land into a German colony. It took until the end of the First World War before coalitions began to rise up and took until 1966 before South Africa rebelled and led to military struggle.
Previously known as German Southwest Africa and South-West Africa, the country gained their independence and received their current name, Namibia. However, it took some time and military struggle between South Africa and South Western African People’s Organization (SWAPO) before any such freedom would happen. On February 9th 1990, a constitution was ratified and put into effect approximately one month later on March 12th 1990. Yet, their official independence and own way of government did not take effect until nine days later, March 21st 1990, their Independence Day.
Their first visible signs of independence were shown when free elections where held to
for a president elect. For the first time, thanks to SWAPO, the black majority were allowed to vote making SWAPO the largest and most powerful political organization. Sam Nujoma was elected, quite unanimously, as the state’s president and took office to proclaim freedom on March 21st, their independence day.
Similarly to the United States, the Namibian government consists of the same three branches; executive, legislative, and judicial. Presidential elections are held every five years, where the only suffrage applied is an age limit set at eighteen years, for a term lasting that amount of time to appoint a chief of state. Next is a another elected official in head of state, the Prime Minister. Completing the executive branch there is a cabinet appointed by the elected president, much like that of the USA.
Next, the legislative branch is comprised of a bicameral legislature composed of the National Council and the National Assembly. The National Council, primary an advisory board, consists of appointed members from each of the thirteen Namibian regions to serve a six year term, much like the Senate. The National Assembly consists of seventy-two seats where members are elected by popular vote to serve a five year term.
Lastly, the judicial committee, is simply the Supreme Court. The judges are appointed by the president based on recommendations given by the Judicial Service Commission.
The government officials reside in Tintenpalast, Namibian for “Ink Palace”, located in the of the Namibian capital city of Windhoek. While Windhoek is the capital city, the aforementioned thirteen administrative divisions are Caprivi, Erongo, Hardap, Karas, Khomas, Kunene, Ohangwena, Okavango, Omaheke, Omusati, Oshana, Osikoto, and Otjozondjupa..
Currently presiding over all of those thirteen administrative regions is Dr Sam Nujoma, the first and only president for Namibia. Born in 1929 into a poverty stricken village and after attending school graduated and began to launch his political career. In 1959 he became the leader of the Owambo People’s Organization which is currently known as SWAPO. It was then that he and fellow OPO members began holding demonstrations until they gained their independence and allowed to elect their own free leader. In 1990, it was Dr Sam Nujoma himself who was nominated and elected to be the first president. He was again reelected in 1994 and 1999, he is up for reelection this year.
At Dr Sam’s side is his prime minister Dr Theo-Ben Gurirab. He first attended Augustineum Training College where he recieved his teacher’s diploma. However, while studying there, something else interested him more. Politics, which interested Dr Theo-Ben enough for him to continue studying them at the University of Pennsylvania where he got his Master’s Degree in Political Science, became his way of life. While studying at U Penn he was also the SWAPO representative at the United Nations. In 1989 he returned to Namibia where he contributed quite significantly into the drafting of the first Namibian Constitution. It was for those efforts that he was elected to be the first Prime Minister of the newly democratic Namibia.
Namibia, more specifically members of the Himba tribe which reside in that region, have been through dramatic changes in their government policies over the last 20 years just to become a peaceful democratic nation. With the policies of their new constitution they seem to be well on their way to having the peaceful nation that SWAPO desperately fought for in its forty-five years of existence as OPO and then SWAPO.

so htis student alt rock bBAND showed up at my college in response to the one thousancd and twnety three angry emails i sent to their parents and until that time i couldnt have been considered a celebrity but nowadays thats hardly a worry of mine. Now that I GOT thaT Off my chest its improtant to know that the band did come and they had a name it was, Diluted Guide. THEY SUCKED WORSE THATN A VACCUM CleanA'. did you ever hear of that. On a side note i would like and/or love to thank all those who came out and helped me dig up expresident J Edgar Hoover. FUckin Slut. but he'll be dead soon ayways SO KILLING ME SOFTly, write often and dress to kill. I AM forecver

ICE COLD!@!! as my lovely Denverinos picked up tthe National Hockey Champoionship by beating those dirty MAiners by a score of 1-0. Buto ther than that ive been treating girls like they beloing to me and readin books about the same thING. Nowadays all sorts of sports are going on and typically a man in my position WHICHI IS DEAD, wouldnmt be as thrilled but my gRades have been RAISED and im excited wiht MORE hockey like nhl PlayOffS amd baseball picking up. within that insides which i am infact partial to the AS IF YOU DIDNT KNOW colorado rockies. but in all hgonesty nobody cares, but i went to WALLY WORLD (or walmart to you mainlanders) and wanted an ovenly made pizza for me to make at home but i get there they had all sorts of MEXICAN pizza lika taco and fajita and nacho and quesidilla and i didnt want anything to do with it so i said to my hetero life partner CROY "ID NeVER Do a MEXican" you know lke the pizza but some big dirty PEUBLO walks up to me and sucker punches my lights out, but its ok he probably pumps gas for a living or something mexican like that. I KID dont write letters!! i dont even have a mailbox. I mean id wear a full body cast if it got me anywhere in life but last time i looked into it, all it could get me was seven dollars and a cookie which i sold for a 50 cents so i could buy a movie ticket. after going tot he movies i much rahter wish that i could have the cookie OATMEAL RAisin versus JERSery Girls, the sweet spot gets it everytime~!! but on a side note i went to a restaraunt with my life long friend he looks at his menu and SAYS you got any candy (To the WAITERESS) and she said no so he sAYS, ILL HAVE NOTHING then and leaves in a fuss. but if that aint the life of a sailor i dont know what is

Life in the mountain time zone isnt alll its cracked up to be. Two hours beihnd the easeern TIME azone which i happen to be quite partial towards due to my origianl home town being somehwere in GEorgira INteresting querston. so Georgia has peaches, peaches have pits, LIFE IS THE PITS. My cousin Talulia is getting married recently and it raises and interesting querstion. "DOES YOU USED TO SMOKES?" i asked her prospective fiANCE. he didnt get it. :(.
Now onto the game show part of my articel. ISnt anyone as sick of sajak as i AM? I meam CMON just look at his vapid personality, its so gull darn vapid. So my house (DORM ROOM) smeels suspicoulsy and awful lot like soap. GO FIGURE.

SO im sortry for the lack of re ENTRY in my blog but every NOIW and Again i jsut sort of Pass AWay and have nothing else to do with the lack of shrotness on my time and empty LACKENES there on throughout. SO denver recently burned down and that is half of the reason of my emptiness and have nothing more to do with that since tghey made CApt KENNSIngton repay his reperations on it provided me with enough strength to be a PIONNEER once again.
SO as you may (ORM AY NOT FOR THAT MATTER) recall my lovely little MISS is named shelia but she too is dead. FEEL of a CLiff, HIt by some sort of SUV, pick your clichE. Essentially, HOWEVER, nonetheless, SHES DEAD and as a preciovus post shouljd have foreshadowed for me THE IMFamous WHoSE Dead FLOWER scene was for my DArlin, RIP BEOOOOOOOTCH. IF WE NEVER MEAT AGAIN ILL BE SAD:(. so yet again this MIGHTY MEAT MAN is back in the wild on the prowl. so ANYT TAKERTS ON JKOININ MEET ME IN THe lobby after work. HOLLLA.

Give me and H-O-R-A-C-E whats that spell ME. THats right you lowely nut buckets, Da Big H is back on top of his game. so i meet this fine ol lady named Shelia and she is from COlorado Springs which is in COlorado just like Denver is like me. SO lately ive been yelling a lot to ovvious things that i cant even control without me wanting too.

SO Shelia goes to school at the Pioneer proud Denver of University, like me. which is where i sutdy photograpiuc law as a major point of study, Like me. Also this one time i accidentally sent flowers to a wrong adress and they are like "FLOWERS WHOSE DAEAD???!!!??" and i wanted no part in that but in reflection they insisted on it. but thats why the call me the real romantic so as they say on the intronet

now normally i dont like to let my posts run so long on occasion but this time i would love to tell you of how my favorite celeberity JC CHasez is goes to many town on his own private tour, the ultimo standatd ride

sp basically we are approaching what is so callled my definition of my fourth (4) entry. SOme people cant come to terms with that and to thsoe i say "IF seeing is beliveing then you might as well be blind".
damn it feels good to get that off my chest but all in all im left with nothing more than a burned bottom and pocket full o' lies.

so once again i am coming live here from campus and home to the proud Pioneers, all is well wiht the exception of friends classes and sexual relationships, i mean ...there are many things i have lost in my life and who doesn't lose things?

So as i said once before ive from Denver and thats cColorado for all you nay sayers that cant but help not seeing nothin that is upon us. SO Photographic Law is heating up cause ive RUN RAN AND WILL RUN out of film cause it happenbs amongst the best of us.


SO i bught a new cat latley and i even named it its NAME is West COast Super Star or GIno for short, it deals wiht suburban culture and anything that has everybeen related to it. So for school is calling upon as i have class tomrrow is Army calss so until i have seen that exist . GREAT KNOWING YOU

Heyyyy.

I am from Denver. I love it there. It's mountainerrific? Spend your money everyone. Make your parents proud. Penny Proud. You make me melt myself, dilly.

Tell them that they can't stop what they do, just because they feel they are above and beyond their own call of duty. Partially, I would also recommend that I am going to college of University of Denver where I will be studying photographetic law.

Hey thanks 4 taking the time and reading my blogger (dogger). P.S. I hate you. Stop calling. Chow, darling. Chow. La la li-ho

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